Posted : 9 hours ago

aschoolgirlcrush:

"will u marry me?"

"okie dokie"

Posted : 9 hours ago

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is

Posted : 9 hours ago

shalrath:

have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is

Posted : 9 hours ago

I just want to explore the world and fall in love with cities and the lights from passing cars and different people from different places and unfamiliar streets and foreign languages and the different looks of the sunset in each place. I want to fall in love with the world.

(Source: tyrades)

Posted : 9 hours ago
Posted : 1 day ago
milk-ed:
Posted : 1 day ago
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Posted : 1 day ago
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
Posted : 1 day ago

h0odrich:

i woke up on the wrong side of my life

Posted : 1 day ago

pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

(Source: dethcrash)